1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,586 ♪♪ 2 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:16,057 ♪ LOVE ♪ 3 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:20,103 ♪ LOVE EXCITING AND NEW ♪ 4 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ COME ABOARD ♪ 5 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:28,445 ♪ WE'RE EXPECTING YOU ♪ 6 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,823 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 7 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:36,578 ♪ LOVE IS LIFE'S SWEETEST REWARD ♪ 8 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:40,290 ♪ LET IT FLOW ♪ 9 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:44,669 ♪ IT FLOATS BACK TO YOU ♪ 10 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:48,047 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 11 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:52,969 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 12 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:56,097 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 13 00:00:56,181 --> 00:01:00,602 ♪ PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE ♪ 14 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,188 ♪ SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTURE ♪ 15 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:08,985 ♪ YOUR MIND ON A NEW ROMANCE ♪ 16 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:12,864 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 17 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:16,826 ♪ LOVE WON'T HURT ANYMORE ♪ 18 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,830 ♪ IT'S AN OPEN SMILE ♪ 19 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:25,126 ♪ ON A FRIENDLY SHORE ♪ 20 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,797 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 21 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,676 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 22 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:41,976 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD, IT'S L-O-O-O-OVE ♪ 23 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,270 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD, IT'S LOVE ♪ 24 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:53,488 ATTENTION, PLEASE. 25 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,657 WE ARRIVE IN LOS ANGELES AT 7:00 TOMORROW MORNING. 26 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,200 WORK CREWS WILL BE COMING ABOARD 27 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,368 TO REDECORATE OUR SHIP, 28 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,996 SO WE ASK ALL PASSENGERS TO PLEASE DISEMBARK BY 9:00. 29 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,165 TONIGHT, THERE WILL BE DANCING AND THE MIDNIGHT BUFFET 30 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,709 TO HELP CELEBRATE THE END OF WHAT WE HOPE HAS BEEN 31 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,254 AN ENJOYABLE CRUISE FOR ALL OF YOU. 32 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,339 [LOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 33 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,220 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 34 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,242 MM. 35 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:42,787 [SIGHS] 36 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,543 WHEN I DREW YOU AS MY PING-PONG PARTNER 37 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,545 TWO DAYS AGO... 38 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,545 [CHUCKLES] 39 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:53,381 ...I NEVER DREAMED IT WOULD END UP LIKE THIS. 40 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:56,718 OH, NEITHER DID I. 41 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,220 IT'S TOO BAD IT HAS TO END WHEN WE DOCK TOMORROW. 42 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,305 NO. 43 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,224 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END? 44 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,059 YOU HAVE A DAY OFF TOMORROW, 45 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,395 AND I'D LIKE YOU TO SPEND IT WITH ME. 46 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:10,607 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS. 47 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,567 WELL, I DID HAVE A DATE WITH ROBERT REDFORD. 48 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,069 [SIGHS] 49 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,739 BUT I CAN TELL HIM I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR. 50 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,908 DO THAT. 51 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,910 DO THAT. 52 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,077 YOU DO THAT. 53 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,165 OH. 54 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,085 DIDI, DIDI -- ISN'T SHE THAT GIRL 55 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,754 WHO MOVED FROM ENGLAND TO ANAHEIM 56 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,589 BECAUSE THEY HAVE SUCH GREAT AMUSEMENT PARKS? 57 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,633 YEAH, YEAH. WE GET TOGETHER ONCE A YEAR. 58 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,301 I GIVE HER THE GRAND TOUR. 59 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,802 WE USUALLY WARM UP AT MARINELAND. 60 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,429 AND THEN, WE SHIFT INTO SECOND GEAR 61 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:42,472 AT KNOTT'S BERRY FARM. 62 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,642 AND THEN, BY THE TIME WE GET TO THE FIREWORKS DISPLAY 63 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,602 AT DISNEYLAND... 64 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:50,605 SHE'S READY FOR A FEW FIREWORKS OF HER OWN. 65 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,190 AND, DOC, THIS IS ONE GIRL 66 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,068 THAT CAN REALLY LIGHT YOUR FIRECRACKER. 67 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,612 MM-HMM. [WHISTLES] 68 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,822 [IMITATES FIRECRACKER EXPLODING] 69 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,032 [CHUCKLES] 70 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,459 UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE YOUR SUPPLY OF YOO-HOOS IS RUNNING LOW. 71 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,252 [CHUCKLES] THANKS, ISAAC. 72 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,047 YOU KNOW, THESE REMIND ME OF MY CHILDHOOD. 73 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,632 I REMEMBER, EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, 74 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,842 RIGHT AFTER "ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE," 75 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,970 I'D RIDE DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET ONE OF THESE. 76 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,013 YEAH, ON YOUR BICYCLE? 77 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,807 WELL, NO, I -- 78 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,977 I HAD THIS LITTLE ELECTRIC FERRARI, 79 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,646 LITTLE DRIVING GLOVES. IT WAS GREAT. 80 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,356 OH. 81 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,193 THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 82 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:40,697 VICKI, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR ENTIRE DAY OFF SHOPPING? 83 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,948 SURE, TO CELEBRATE. 84 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,200 I JUST PAID OFF ALL THE BILLS I RAN UP ON YOUR CREDIT CARD. 85 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:45,535 [LAUGHS] 86 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,203 ARE YOU GOING ASHORE TOMORROW, CAPTAIN? 87 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:50,498 UH, NO, I HAVE TO STAY ON BOARD AND SUPERVISE THE FACE-LIFT 88 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,417 THE LINE HAS ORDERED FOR THE SHIP. 89 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,795 THE LINE WANTS EVERYTHING TO GO SHIPSHAPE TOMORROW NIGHT. 90 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,880 THEY'VE INVITED THE PRESS AND A LOT OF CELEBRITIES 91 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,383 TO SEE THE FIRST PERFORMANCE OF THE MERMAIDS. 92 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,385 YOU KNOW, WITH EIGHT GORGEOUS DANCERS ON BOARD, 93 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,221 MY WARDROBE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE PRETTY SPECTACULAR. 94 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,221 HM. 95 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:07,807 DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME NEIMAN MARCUS OPENS? 96 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,022 [CLEARS THROAT] 10:00 EVERY DAY BUT SUNDAY. 97 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,693 ♪ ♪ 98 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,072 WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES. 99 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,824 WE HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOUR CRUISE. 100 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,743 AND, ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE CREW, 101 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,786 WE WISH YOU A SAFE TRIP HOME. 102 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,626 WELL, MR. SIMPSON, I'M GLAD I WAS ABLE 103 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,337 TO HELP YOU GET YOUR MEMORY BACK. 104 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,882 TOO BAD YOU REMEMBERED YOU WERE A JEWEL THIEF. 105 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,258 GOOD-BYE. 106 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:43,760 GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW LIFE. 107 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,221 YOU ARE SO LUCKY. 108 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,391 YOU AND YOUR RICH BOYFRIEND WILL BE OFF AT HIS COUNTRY HOME 109 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,101 LIVING THE LIVES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS 110 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,311 WHILE I HAVE TO WORK. 111 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,897 WORK? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHOPPING IN BEVERLY HILLS. 112 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,441 WELL, THAT'S WORK WHEN YOU HAVE TO STAY WITHIN MY BUDGET. 113 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,485 WOULD IT EASE YOUR SUFFERING IF WE OFFERED YOU 114 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,653 A RIDE IN NICK'S LIMOUSINE? 115 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,447 HE RENTED A LIMO? 116 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,282 MM. 117 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,910 HE OWNS A LIMO? 118 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,621 OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU IN 15 MINUTES ON THE DECK. 119 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,289 OKAY? BYE. OH! 120 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,248 DOES HE HAVE A TV? 121 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,501 I'VE NEVER WATCHED TV IN A CAR BEFORE. OH. 122 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,628 [LAUGHS] 123 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,258 ARE YOU IN CHARGE HERE? 124 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,301 YES, I'M THE CAPTAIN. 125 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,136 THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 126 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,638 EXCUSE ME, MISTER -- 127 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,472 ELDER -- MARTY ELDER. I'M THE FOREMAN 128 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,140 IN CHARGE OF THIS REDECORATING JOB, 129 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,892 AND ME AND MY CREW ARE NONE TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT. 130 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,521 WELL, MR. ELDER, I'LL BE HAPPY TO PASS ON YOUR COMMENTS 131 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,314 ABOUT THE WORK ORDER TO OUR PURSER. 132 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,941 GREAT. PASS THIS ON -- 133 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:42,610 THERE'S TOO MUCH WORK HERE. IT CAN'T BE DONE IN A DAY. 134 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,153 ALL RIGHT, MEN, AND YOU OTHERS. 135 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,322 LET'S GET ON WITH THIS THANKLESS TASK. 136 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,243 POSITIVE ATTITUDE. 137 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:52,120 WELL, MERRILL, I'D REALLY LOVE TO STAY ABOARD 138 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,663 AND SEE HOW ALL THIS TURNS OUT, 139 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,998 BUT I'VE GOT A MONTH OF TENNIS TO CATCH UP ON. 140 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,293 -CAPTAIN STUBING? -THAT'S RIGHT. 141 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,795 AND YOU MUST BE MISS BECKER. 142 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,004 THAT'S ME. 143 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:02,839 MISS BECKER IS 144 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,174 THE CHOREOGRAPHER FOR THE MERMAIDS. 145 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,843 THIS IS ADAM BRICKER, OUR SHIP'S DOCTOR. 146 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,136 OH, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 147 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,804 WELL, HI. WELCOME. 148 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:12,515 CAPTAIN, IS THERE AN ISAAC WASHINGTON WORKING 149 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:13,766 ON THIS SHIP? 150 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,643 YES. DO YOU KNOW HIM? 151 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,687 WELL, YOU COULD SAY THAT. 152 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,188 I ALMOST MARRIED HIM. 153 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:21,524 OH, I SEE. 154 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:25,153 WELL, EXCUSE ME. I HAVE TO GET TO WORK. 155 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,033 ♪ ♪ 156 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,669 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU RUN 157 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:44,547 THIS ENORMOUS SHIP ALL BY YOURSELF. 158 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,216 WELL, DIDI, SOME MEN ARE JUST BORN 159 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,427 TO WEAR THE MANTLE OF RESPONSIBILITY. 160 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,512 AND SOME ARE BORN TO TRIP OVER IT. 161 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,514 CAPTAIN, SIR. 162 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,099 GOSH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY 163 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,268 THAT I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE SHIP. 164 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,729 UH, SIR, AFTER ALL, YOU DO A LOT, TOO, DON'T YOU? 165 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,397 OH, I JUST DRIVE. 166 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,024 AND THAT'S EASY. 167 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,650 IT HAS AN AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION. 168 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,904 DIDI WINTERS, 169 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,447 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET CAPTAIN STUBING. 170 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,700 -HELLO. -CAPTAIN STUBING IS THE CAPTAIN. 171 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,702 UH, GOPHER, I HATE TO SPOIL YOUR PLANS, 172 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,412 BUT THE FOREMAN OF THE WORK CREW INSISTS 173 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,623 THAT HE CAN'T COMPLETE EVERYTHING IN ONE DAY. 174 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:19,916 I HANDLED THAT, SIR. 175 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,751 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM, CAPTAIN. 176 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,546 HE GOT TOUGH, AND THAT FOREMAN BACKED DOWN. 177 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,215 WELL, IN THAT CASE, MR. SMITH, 178 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,966 I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AN ORDER, 179 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,843 AND I EXPECT YOU TO OBEY. 180 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,386 YES, SIR. 181 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,304 GET OFF THIS SHIP, 182 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,181 AND DON'T COME BACK TILL WE SAIL TONIGHT. 183 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,432 YES, SIR! 184 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,392 -UH, MR. SMITH? -YES? 185 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,102 -WE HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. -[SIGHS] 186 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,230 MY PLEASURE. AH... 187 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,940 DIDI WINTERS, THIS IS CHARLES CUSTERS. 188 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,441 CHARLES IS OUR CHIEF STEWARD. -HOW DO YOU DO? 189 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:47,109 AND THIS IS CHRISTA JOHANSSON, 190 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,778 IN CHARGE OF OUR SHIP'S LAUNDRY. 191 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,781 MR. SMITH, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIS STEWARDS. 192 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,908 THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS, LIKE HIM. 193 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,785 FORGIVE ME FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS, 194 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:56,994 BUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LAUNDRY HAVE 195 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,081 THEIR BRAINS STUCK ON SPIN CYCLES. 196 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:01,958 ONE OF MY MANY RESPONSIBILITIES HERE ON THE SHIP IS 197 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,126 TO MEDIATE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN, UH, SERVICE CREW MEMBERS. 198 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,003 NOW, HOW CAN I HELP? 199 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,964 TELL HER PEOPLE TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY BUMS 200 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,340 AND GET THE LAUNDRY DONE ON TIME. 201 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,300 "ON TIME"? PLEASE. 202 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,178 TELL YOUR SNOOTY BUNCH TO STOP MAKING PROMISES 203 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,972 TO THE PASSENGERS THAT WE CANNOT KEEP. 204 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,765 PEOPLE, PLEASE. 205 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,475 NOW, I THINK I CAN SAY SOMETHING HERE 206 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,851 THAT WILL PUT AN END TO THIS FIGHTING. 207 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,272 ALL MEN ARE BROTHERS. 208 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,988 OH, HEY, DOC, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ASHORE BY NOW. 209 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,282 ACE, WE'RE ABOUT TO BE TREATED TO A SIGHT 210 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,325 FEW MEN ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO WITNESS IN A LIFETIME. 211 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,326 OH, YEAH? 212 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,370 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 213 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,668 THE LOVE BOAT MERMAIDS. 214 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,004 I HOPE THERE'S CUTE GUYS ON THESE CRUISES. 215 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,463 I HOPE THEY'RE RICH GUYS. 216 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,507 [BOTH LAUGH] 217 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:56,137 I WONDER IF, LIKE, WE GO TO ANY THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES. 218 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,014 WELL, SOMETIMES THEY GO TO FLORIDA. 219 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,392 I LOVE MIAMI, EXCEPT THE SURF IS LOUSY. 220 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,687 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REHEARSE ON THE LIDO DECK. 221 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,481 ARE WE GOING THE RIGHT WAY? -OH, YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE. 222 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,649 BYE. 223 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,651 -BYE. -BYE-BYE. 224 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,028 -BYE. -BYE. 225 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,321 BYE. 226 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,323 OH, I'M SORRY TO HAVE DOUBTED YOU, DOC. 227 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,158 YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 228 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:20,995 ACE, THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GREAT FOR YOU. 229 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,079 IT'S NOT? 230 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,497 I'VE SEEN THE WAY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 231 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,625 CONSTANTLY THROW THEMSELVES AT YOU, 232 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,335 BUT THESE WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT. 233 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,335 THEY ARE? 234 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,170 ACE, LISTEN TO ME. 235 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,714 I KNOW THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW. I'M A DOCTOR. 236 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,259 YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT GETTING INVOLVED 237 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,845 WITH CO-WORKERS ONLY LEADS TO TROUBLE. 238 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,056 REMEMBER...ELEANOR? 239 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,390 YEAH, I'D RATHER NOT. 240 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,558 THE NEW ASSISTANT CRUISE DIRECTOR 241 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:45,853 RIGHT OUT OF WHEREVER IT IS CRUISE DIRECTORS COME FROM. 242 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,438 SHE LIKES YOU. YOU LIKE HER. 243 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,065 NATURE TAKES IT COURSE. 244 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,068 THEN, YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO DATE OTHER WOMEN. 245 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,070 OHH, I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D TAKE IT THAT HARD. 246 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,489 WELL, THANK GOD SHE WAS A GOOD SWIMMER. 247 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,532 I'M AFRAID TO AVOID ANY MORE ELEANORS 248 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,577 YOU MUST TELL THESE WOMEN THAT YOU'RE NOT AVAILABLE. 249 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,080 FACE IT -- BEING BORN WITH THAT FACE CARRIES WITH IT 250 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,082 CERTAIN RESPONSIBILITIES. 251 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,249 I SEE YOUR POINT, DOC. 252 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,542 BUT AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, 253 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,961 NOT ONE OF THOSE WOMEN EVEN KNOWS I'M ALIVE. 254 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,593 HI. 255 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,595 OH, MY GOSH. 256 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,389 YOU'RE REAL. 257 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,349 [SIGHS] 258 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,936 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO THEM INDIVIDUALLY 259 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:27,978 OR AS A GROUP? 260 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,068 OH, HEY, GOPH. 261 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,444 DOC, I NEED YOUR HELP. 262 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,321 UH, DOC? 263 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,743 ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS STAND IN FOR ME WITH DIDI 264 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,954 WHILE I STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS THING BETWEEN THE STEWARDS AND THE LAUNDRY. 265 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,497 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE HER 266 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,374 TO THE KILLER WHALE SHOW AT MARINELAND. 267 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,418 THEN, YOU BRING HER BACK HERE. I'LL TAKE OVER. 268 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,211 YOU'LL HAVE THE REST OF THE DAY TO YOURSELF. 269 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,216 WELL... SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH. 270 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,926 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NOW, IF SHE'S HUNGRY, 271 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,261 PRICE IS NO OBJECT. 272 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,930 JUST DON'T GIVE HER ANYTHING HEAVY. 273 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,015 I WANT HER ALERT FOR WHEN I GET HER BACK. 274 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,941 Judy: WHAT A CHARMING HOTEL. 275 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,652 Nick: [LAUGHS] THIS IS MY HOME, JUDY. 276 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,779 YOU OWN THIS? 277 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,779 WHO ELSE? 278 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,699 I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT MAYBE CONRAD HILTON. 279 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,325 [LAUGHS] 280 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,174 OH. [LAUGHS] 281 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,468 NICK, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 282 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,552 IT'S NICE. 283 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,346 BUT IT TAKES ME ALL DAY SATURDAY JUST TO MOW THE LAWN. 284 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,852 GOOD MORNING, MR. DURRELL, MS. McCOY. 285 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,854 I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TRIP. 286 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,854 YES, WE DID. 287 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,148 JUDY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET PAUL, WHO RUNS THING AROUND HERE. 288 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,692 BUT HE'S CLEVER ENOUGH TO LET ME THINK THAT I DO. 289 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,360 OH, NICE TO MEET YOU. 290 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,445 HI. 291 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,530 MR. DURRELL, YOU JUST MISSED A CALL FROM NEW YORK. 292 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,699 SHALL I GET THEM BACK FOR YOU? 293 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,992 NOT YET. 294 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,494 I'D LIKE TO GIVE MS. McCOY A TOUR OF THE HOUSE. 295 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,870 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 296 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,330 ARE YOU SURE THERE'S TIME? 297 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,540 I HAVE TO BE BACK ON BOARD THE SHIP BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 298 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,501 IF YOU WISH TO RIDE BEFORE LUNCH, MS. McCOY, 299 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,878 I'VE LAID OUT YOUR RIDING CLOTHES FOR YOU UPSTAIRS. 300 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,213 MY RIDING CLOTHES? 301 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,881 MR. DURRELL HAD ME FILL YOUR CLOSET 302 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,008 WITH A SIZE-7 WARDROBE. 303 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,551 WAS I CLOSE? 304 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,636 PERFECT. 305 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,770 ♪ ♪ 306 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,909 SO WHY DO WE HAVE TO REHEARSE OUT HERE? 307 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,410 THEY'RE REDECORATING THE LOUNGE, 308 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,413 AND WE CAN'T GET IN THERE UNTIL THEY'RE FINISHED. 309 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,083 SO I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR TO PUT MY CARDS ON THE TABLE, 310 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,709 UH, SO TO SPEAK. 311 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,378 I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE A TERRIFIC PERSON, 312 00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,630 A-AND I HOPE THAT WE BECOME GREAT FRIENDS. 313 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,257 REALLY, I DO. 314 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,926 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE MADE IT MY POLICY 315 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,719 NOT TO HAVE ANY ROMANTIC RELATIONS 316 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,930 WITH THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH. 317 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,599 OKAY BY ME. 318 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,560 I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE. 319 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,477 [DRILL WHIRRING] 320 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,979 [Shouting] CAPTAIN... [CLEARS THROAT] 321 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,107 WE HAVE COME TO A DECISION FOR THE BEST INTEREST 322 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,109 OF EVERYBODY IN SERVICE. -WHAT? 323 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,611 COULD YOU HOLD THAT DOWN OVER THERE? 324 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,446 [WHIRRING STOPS] -YEP. 325 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,865 YEAH. I'M FINISHED OVER HERE. 326 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,618 -NOW... -THE STAFF. 327 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,954 ...CAPTAIN, WE HAVE COME TO A DECISION. 328 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,581 [HAMMER BANGING] 329 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,581 AND IT'S FOR THE BEST INTEREST... 330 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,583 YES, HOLD ON FOR A MOMENT. 331 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,127 MR. ELDER, 332 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,462 WE ARE TRYING TO CONDUCT SHIP'S BUSINESS IN HERE. 333 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,589 CAN'T THAT WAIT? 334 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,174 WELL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IT CAN WAIT FOREVER. 335 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,093 YOU KNOW, UH, THIS CABINET WASN'T 336 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,095 ON MY ORIGINAL WORK ORDER, YOU KNOW? 337 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,014 AND MY BOSS SAID SOME BIG SHOT ON THIS SHIP HERE 338 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,348 DID A LOT OF WHINING TO GET IT. 339 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,518 MADE A REAL CRY-BABY OUT OF HIMSELF, YOU KNOW? 340 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,812 SO I THOUGHT I'D DO THIS BIG SHOT A BIG FAVOR 341 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,731 AND INSTALL IT MYSELF. 342 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,818 WELL, UH, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 343 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,528 I-I-IF THERE'S ANY POSSIBILITY, 344 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:08,198 COULD YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN, PLEASE? 345 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,162 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 346 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,957 Lonette: FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 347 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,252 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. KEEP GOING. 348 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,379 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. VERY GOOD. 349 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,841 TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 350 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,802 TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 351 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,013 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 352 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,682 CAN I HAVE A LITTLE ATTITUDE, PLEASE? 353 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,018 FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN -- 354 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,813 LONETTE. 355 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,319 [MUSIC STOPS] 356 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,319 OKAY, LADIES, TAKE FIVE. 357 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,701 WHAT? 358 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,995 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 359 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,206 THE MERMAIDS ARE MY GIRLS. 360 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,171 OVER THE LAST 10 YEARS, I'VE THOUGHT A LOT 361 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,716 ABOUT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY TO YOU. 362 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,719 BUT RIGHT NOW, NOTHING COMES TO MIND. 363 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,721 ISAAC, DO YOU HATE ME? 364 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,557 FOR A WHILE. 365 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,435 BUT I'VE LEARNED TO LET THAT STUFF GO. 366 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,938 I TRIED TO FIND YOU EARLIER TODAY. 367 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,692 UH... 368 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,026 LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT YOUR REHEARSAL, 369 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,861 A-AND I'VE GOT SOME WORK I HAVE TO DO. 370 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,573 UH, WE'VE PUT IT OFF FOR 10 YEARS. 371 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,033 WE CAN LET IT WAIT ANOTHER HOUR. 372 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,952 [SIGHS] 373 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,580 THANKS, ISAAC. 374 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,546 OKAY, LADIES. WHAT IS IT? 375 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,214 FIVE MINUTES ARE UP. LET'S HIT IT. 376 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,717 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 377 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,717 AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 378 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,220 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 379 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,888 TWO, TWO. MUCH BETTER. 380 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,348 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 381 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:07,985 ♪ ♪ 382 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,113 AND I FEEL WE CAN REACH A FAIR AND JUST SETTLEMENT 383 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,281 VERY QUICKLY. 384 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,949 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 385 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,118 THE WORKING CLASS HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN CONFLICT 386 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,161 WITH THE POWER ELITE. 387 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,787 YOU SETTLE THAT, 388 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,790 YOU'LL PUT AN END TO WAR AND FAMINE. 389 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,709 THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, BUT I THINK WE CAN HANDLE IT. 390 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,961 YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT ONE TO CAST PEARLS. 391 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,964 [CLEARS THROAT] 392 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,799 FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD, IT'S APPARENT 393 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,509 THAT ONE OF THE DISPUTING PARTIES IS 394 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,510 CLEARLY IN THE WRONG. 395 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,637 [SCOFFS] BOY, I'LL SAY. 396 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,514 YES, SIR, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 397 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,475 CHRISTA IS WAY OUT OF LINE. 398 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,642 ME?! 399 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,728 I WAS REFERRING TO CHARLES. 400 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,937 ME? 401 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,937 SIR. 402 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,856 FORGIVE ME, BUT THERE IS NO WAY 403 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:49,610 AN INTELLIGENT PERSON COULD SIDE WITH THE LAUNDRY WORKERS. 404 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,988 AND I SUPPOSE THERE ISN'T THE SLIGHTEST POSSIBILITY 405 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,157 THAT YOUR SUPPORT OF THE STEWARDS 406 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,409 MIGHT BE INCREDIBLY NAIVE? 407 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,703 NOT THE SLIGHTEST, SIR. 408 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,830 [BANGING] 409 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,958 MR. ELDER, WILL YOU STOP THAT INFERNAL HAMMERING. 410 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,210 IT'S NOT ME. I'M ON MY BREAK. 411 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,171 [BANGING CONTINUES] 412 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,799 ENTER AND STATE YOUR BUSINESS. 413 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,300 HOLY MOLY. 414 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,427 Gopher: DIDI! 415 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,137 HI. -UH, YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 416 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,514 HI, GOPHER. 417 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,057 GOPHER, YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW 418 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,850 IF YOU EXPECT TO MAKE THE STAGECOACH RIDE 419 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,018 AT KNOTT'S BERRY FARM. 420 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:25,521 UH, DIDI, HONEY, WOULD YOU MIND, UH, 421 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,731 WAITING FOR ME OUTSIDE FOR JUST A LITTLE MINUTE? 422 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,400 -OF COURSE, GOPHIE. -THANK YOU. 423 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,820 CAPTAIN, I THINK WE CAN PUT AN END TO THIS. 424 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,030 PACK IT IN, CHARLES. WE'VE LOST. 425 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,031 I THOUGHT YOU WE ON MY SIDE. 426 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,991 I CHANGED MY MIND -- YOU'RE WRONG. THEY'RE RIGHT. 427 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,117 FORGET IT, GOPHER. 428 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,370 DOC... 429 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,042 MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T EAT JUST BEFORE 430 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,669 SHE GOES ON MONTEZOOMA'S REVENGE. 431 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,837 GOTCHA. 432 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,839 WELL, BACK TO WORK. 433 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,882 [DRILL WHIRRING] 434 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,806 HI. 435 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,767 HI. 436 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,352 YOU'RE ONE OF THE MERMAIDS, AREN'T YOU? 437 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,021 NO, I JUST MUGGED ONE OF THEM AND STOLE HER T-SHIRT. 438 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,567 I'M SORRY. THAT WAS A PRETTY DUMB QUESTION. 439 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,484 I'M ISAAC. 440 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,777 HI, I'M PATTI. 441 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:14,695 WELCOME ABOARD, PATTI. 442 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,072 CAN I GET YOU A CLUB SODA -- ON THE HOUSE? 443 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,073 THANKS. 444 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,741 HMM. 445 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,745 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND LONETTE KNOWN EACH OTHER? 446 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,916 OH, UH...NOT LONG. 447 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,377 UM... 448 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,921 SHE AND I USED TO RUN AROUND TOGETHER. 449 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:37,092 WE USED TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES AND MUSIC. 450 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,010 MARRIAGE. 451 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,138 I GOT THE IMPRESSION IT WAS PRETTY SERIOUS. 452 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,432 WE WERE GOING PRETTY STRONG FOR A WHILE THERE. 453 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:49,438 PATTI, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 454 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,981 MM-HMM. 455 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,777 WHAT MAKES A GIRL WHO'S CRAZY ABOUT A GUY 456 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,113 WHO'S CRAZY ABOUT HER RUN OUT ON HIM 457 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,617 AND THEN JUST SHOW UP 10 YEARS LATER? 458 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,285 I DON'T KNOW. 459 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,244 WERE YOU FAT? 460 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,622 [BOTH LAUGH] 461 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,582 DID SHE EVER TALK ABOUT ME? 462 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,626 SHE TALKED ABOUT A LOT OF GUYS. 463 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,046 OH. 464 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:17,007 AND HOW THEY COMPARED TO ISAAC WASHINGTON. 465 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,346 OH. 466 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,684 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS ME, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED. 467 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,436 A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE PONDS. 468 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,479 NOT HEATED. 469 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,606 [BOTH LAUGH] 470 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,569 THANK YOU. 471 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,655 MM. 472 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,326 A LITTLE LUNCH? 473 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,578 A LITTLE LUNCH. 474 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,876 THANK YOU. 475 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,378 [SIGHS] 476 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,797 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A MOVIE. 477 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,923 [CHUCKLES] 478 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,343 TELL ME, DO ALL OF YOUR GUESTS GET A SWIMSUIT, 479 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:05,013 A ROBE, AND A CLOSET FULL OF BRAND-NEW CLOTHES? 480 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,224 IF YOU'RE ASKING ME IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER WOMEN IN MY LIFE, 481 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,475 THE ANSWER IS NO. 482 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,729 YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL WOMAN, JUDY. 483 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,942 AND YOU LOOK WONDERFUL HERE. 484 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,945 WHO WOULDN'T? 485 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,865 WHY DON'T YOU STAY? 486 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,577 BECAUSE THE SHIP SAILS AT MIDNIGHT, 487 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,205 AND I HAVE TO GET BACK, REMEMBER? 488 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,832 NO, YOU DON'T. 489 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,543 NICK, YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A PHONE CALL 490 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,670 AND KEEP THE SHIP FROM SAILING. 491 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,549 OH! 492 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,718 OKAY. 493 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,511 OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU COULD. 494 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,099 YES, I COULD. 495 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,934 TO YOU. 496 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,060 AND YOU. 497 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,603 [GLASSES CLINK] 498 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,737 NOW, ALL WE NEED HERE IS A NEW APPROACH. 499 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,280 I HAVE ARRANGED FOR YOU TWO 500 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,157 TO HAVE AN ELEGANT LUNCH TOGETHER. 501 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,908 I THINK YOU NEED TO NEGOTIATE 502 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,703 IN SURROUNDINGS MORE CONDUCIVE TO THE SPIRIT OF COMPROMISE. 503 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,997 OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 504 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,082 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. 505 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,001 THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HAD ALL DAY. 506 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,296 IT'S THE ONLY IDEA YOU'VE HAD ALL DAY. 507 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,007 THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE IS YOURS FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT. 508 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,133 [SIGHS] 509 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,926 PLEASE, PLEASE. 510 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,473 OF COURSE, IF YOU COULD ARRANGE TO SETTLE THIS THING 511 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,266 IN TIME FOR ME TO TO TAKE DIDI TO DISNEYLAND -- 512 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,726 [DOOR SLAMS] 513 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,728 DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT. 514 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,813 ♪ ♪ 515 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,529 OOH, NICE BATHING SUIT. 516 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:50,118 SO, AS A CO-WORKER, I FEEL THAT IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY 517 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,997 TO TELL YOU THAT, AS ATTRACTED AS WE MIGHT BE TO ONE ANOTHER, 518 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:57,334 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DENY YOU OF MY ESSENCE. 519 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,336 YOU KNOW, WHEN I LEFT NEW YORK 10 YEARS AGO, 520 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,463 I REALLY BELIEVED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING 521 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,798 I NEEDED TO DO. 522 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,466 HEY, YOU GET A SHOT FOR A BROADWAY SHOW, 523 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,426 YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT. 524 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,428 I JUST WISH YOU HAD DONE MORE 525 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,138 THAN LEAVE ME A NOTE ON THE REFRIGERATOR. 526 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,599 [SIGHS] ISAAC, I WAS SCARED. 527 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,601 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA ASK ME TO MARRY YOU. 528 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,478 I WAS AFRAID I'D SAY YES. 529 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,439 I JUST WASN'T READY FOR THAT. 530 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:25,320 BUT, LONETTE, I DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU FOR 10 YEARS. 531 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,531 WERE YOU AFRAID FOR A WHOLE DECADE? 532 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,157 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PICK IT ALL UP AGAIN. 533 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,451 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? CALL YOU UP AND SAY, 534 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:36,331 "HEY, ISAAC, LONG TIME NO SEE," HMM? 535 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,291 LISTEN -- 536 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,293 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 537 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:44,381 I HAVE MISSED YOU VERY MUCH. 538 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,134 IT'S WORTH... 539 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:51,263 A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 540 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,931 I'VE MISSED YOU. 541 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,993 WELL, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? 542 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,035 TAHITI. 543 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,872 [BOTH LAUGH] 544 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,125 WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF OUR WAY. 545 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:24,254 BUT THERE IS A PLACE I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU IN ACAPULCO. 546 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:28,091 OH, ISAAC, I'M NOT GOING ON THE CRUISE. 547 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,468 I LEAVE TONIGHT RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW. 548 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,515 EXCUSE ME, MISS BECKER? 549 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,515 [SIGHS] 550 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,058 YES, AMY? 551 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,518 SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE, LIKE, 552 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,562 ON A DATE OR SOMETHING. 553 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,897 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 554 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:42,856 WELL, YOU WANTED ME TO TELL YOU 555 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,900 WHEN THE GIRLS WERE THROUGH WITH LUNCH. 556 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,818 THANK YOU. 557 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,531 ISAAC, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. 558 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,074 WE NEED TO TALK. 559 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,409 OKAY. 560 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:57,287 WE'LL HAVE SOME TIME LATER. 561 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,788 OKAY. 562 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,928 I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY. 563 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,055 BUT GOPHER WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE. 564 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,057 AT LEAST YOU COULD EAT SOMETHING. 565 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,100 [SIGHS] 566 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:22,395 YOU'RE ALWAYS SO INTENSE. 567 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:25,232 I THINK A WOMAN AS ATTRACTIVE AS YOU COULD 568 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,150 LOOSEN UP ONCE IN A WHILE. 569 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,693 YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE? 570 00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:36,076 I THINK YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE, TOO. 571 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,411 I THINK... 572 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,414 THAT YOU HAVE HAD A BIT TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE. 573 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:45,085 MAYBE. 574 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,338 BUT WHERE I COME FROM, WHEN A WOMAN ASKS A MAN 575 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,924 TO HELP HER FOLD SHEETS EVERY DAY, 576 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,134 SHE GENERALLY HAS MORE ON HER MIND THAN LAUNDRY. 577 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:57,264 [Chuckling] OH, WELL... 578 00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:00,475 PERHAPS THERE ARE 579 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,186 OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND. 580 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,272 I MUST SAY, 581 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,315 TIMES I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM 582 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,528 WITH THAT LIGHT SHEEN OF PERSPIRATION ON YOUR FACE... 583 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,198 MY HEART BEAT A LITTLE FASTER. 584 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,161 MAYBE JUST HALF A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. 585 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,338 [LAUGHS] 586 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,338 COME ON. COME ON. 587 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,215 THESE THINGS... 588 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,215 [LAUGHS] 589 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,509 ARE DELICIOUS. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. 590 00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:35,510 COME ON. 591 00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:38,805 WELL, YOU HAD THE MAKINGS IN YOUR KITCHEN. 592 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:40,223 OF COURSE, I HAVE A HUNCH 593 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:42,058 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR KITCHEN. 594 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,977 OF COURSE I HAVE. 595 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,937 ONCE. 596 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,937 [LAUGHS] 597 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,525 THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFUL DAY OF MY LIFE. 598 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,193 BOY, FEED YOU A LITTLE SUGAR, 599 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,903 AND YOU JUST GO TO PIECES. 600 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,366 MARRY ME, JUDY. 601 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,535 WE'LL LIVE ON WHIPPED CREAM AND COOKIES 602 00:27:00,618 --> 00:27:02,412 AND GROW OLD AND FAT TOGETHER. 603 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:05,915 [CHUCKLES] 604 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,502 SOUNDS APPEALING, 605 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,172 BUT I NEVER GET MARRIED ON THE FIRST DATE. 606 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,215 WELL, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 607 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,177 DINNER TONIGHT WILL BE OUR SECOND DATE. 608 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,636 YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER THEN. 609 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,680 ♪ ♪ 610 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:50,502 TO CHRISTA. 611 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:55,465 TO CHARLES. 612 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,266 I SUPPOSE... 613 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,644 WE'D BETTER GET BACK TO WORK. 614 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:10,355 WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. 615 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:13,233 THE SHIP CAN'T SAIL WITHOUT STEWARDS 616 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:15,276 AND THE LAUNDRY. 617 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,572 WE'RE THE BACKBONE OF THE ENTIRE SHIP. 618 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,699 WE HAVE OUR DUTY. 619 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,247 ARE YOU AWARE THAT CHARLES AND CHRISTA HAVE BEEN 620 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:29,124 IN THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE FOR NEARLY TWO HOURS? 621 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,126 -YES, SIR. -THAT IS A LONG LUNCH. 622 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,377 WELL, THEY'RE STILL IN THERE, SIR, 623 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:35,255 BECAUSE THEY'RE IRONING OUT THE DETAILS OF THE AGREEMENT. 624 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,007 "IRONING" -- LAUNDRY. 625 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,718 GOPHER, IF THE STEWARDS AND LAUNDRY WORKERS ARE NOT 626 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,930 BACK TO WORK SOON, WE WON'T HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT. 627 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:46,474 -SIR. -WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SAIL. 628 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,977 AND ALL OF THE PASSENGERS WILL ASK FOR THEIR MONEY BACK. 629 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:49,936 MM-HMM. 630 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,521 DO SOMETHING. 631 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:54,691 -HI, GOPH. -HI, VIC. 632 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,317 VIC, VIC! OH, VIC! 633 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,945 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. OH, VICKI. 634 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,780 VICKI, THERE IS A CRISIS ON THIS SHIP, 635 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:03,992 AND I THINK YOU MAY BE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US. 636 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,286 I HAVE HOPED AND PRAYED THIS DAY WOULD COME, 637 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,288 AND HERE IT IS, THE DAY WHEN I BECOME 638 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:10,999 AN INDISPENSABLE MEMBER OF THIS TEAM. 639 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:12,792 WHAT CAN I DO? 640 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,879 I WANT YOU TO WASH 200 DIRTY TABLECLOTHS. 641 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,551 THANKS, MARIA. 642 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,178 PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE LADIES KNOW 643 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,804 WE'RE HAVING FULL DRESS REHEARSAL AT 6:00. 644 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,181 I WILL. 645 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,516 UH, I-IS EVERYBODY DECENT? 646 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,353 I CAN'T SPEAK FOR THEM, BUT MY REPUTATION'S SPOTLESS. 647 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,564 UH, EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU MARIA? 648 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,191 -YES, I AM. -WELL, DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME? 649 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,151 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 650 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,071 [SIGHS] MARIA. 651 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,366 AS A FELLOW COWORKER, I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR... 652 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,744 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHY HE IS GOING AROUND 653 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,580 TALKING TO MERMAIDS ONE-BY-ONE? 654 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,707 WHO CAN UNDERSTAND A MAN WHO DROVE 655 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:54,876 AN ELECTRIC FERRARI TO KINDERGARTEN? 656 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,463 [BOTH LAUGH] 657 00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,381 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD YOU ALL TO MYSELF 658 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,925 IN A LONG TIME. 659 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:04,052 YEAH, IT FEELS COMFORTABLE AS EVER. 660 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,887 MM. 661 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,599 DO YOU THINK WE COULD STEAL A COUPLE OF HOURS FOR OURSELVES? 662 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,935 AH, YES. 663 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,732 EXCUSE ME, MISS BECKER. 664 00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:21,277 MY COSTUME JUST FELL APART. 665 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,279 YOU DO HAVE YOUR OWN CABIN? 666 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,697 I CERTAINLY DO. 667 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,366 VERY GOOD. 668 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,366 YEAH. 669 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,586 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 670 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:49,806 I THINK THIS DRESS WAS MADE TO BE WORN BY YOU. 671 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,558 BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 672 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,227 THESE BIG HOUSES CAN GET AWFULLY DRAFTY. 673 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,812 [CLICKS TONGUE] 674 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,149 AWFULLY DRAFTY. 675 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,073 OH. 676 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:08,491 NICK. 677 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:15,290 YOU CERTAINLY DO KNOW HOW TO DRESS A GIRL FOR DINNER. 678 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,127 TO HELL WITH DINNER. 679 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,984 WHAT'S WRONG? 680 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,320 I DON'T KNOW. 681 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,696 THERE'S THIS LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD 682 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:50,116 THAT KEEPS ASKING THE SAME QUESTION -- 683 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:52,118 WHERE IS THIS GOING? 684 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:55,288 WELL, I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS. 685 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:57,457 NO, I DON'T MEAN NOW. 686 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,001 10 YEARS AGO, WE HAD SOMETHING GOING, BUT... 687 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,628 [SIGHS] 688 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,628 ...AT LEAST I THOUGHT WE DID. 689 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:05,131 ISAAC, I AM SORRY FOR THAT. 690 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,008 NO, UH... 691 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,801 THAT'S NOT MY POINT. 692 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,804 LONETTE... 693 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:15,642 LET'S BE REALISTIC ABOUT THIS. 694 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:19,312 YOU'RE LEAVING AGAIN TONIGHT. 695 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,981 I'M STAYING HERE ON THE SHIP. 696 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,901 THINGS ARE GONNA BE BACK THE WAY THEY WERE. 697 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:28,488 WHY ARE WE SETTING OURSELVES UP FOR THE SAME PAIN 698 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,198 IT TOOK ALL THOSE YEARS TO GET OVER? 699 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,660 WHY CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY WHAT WE HAVE RIGHT NOW, 700 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,704 JUST FOR WHAT IT IS? 701 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,666 IT MEANS MORE TO ME THAN JUST SHARING A MOMENT. 702 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,920 IT ALWAYS DID. 703 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,713 I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 704 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,756 [SIGHS] 705 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:51,177 I CAN'T STAND A MAN WHO LEARNS FROM HIS MISTAKES. 706 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,764 [CHUCKLES] 707 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:56,516 HEY. 708 00:32:56,599 --> 00:33:00,061 I HEAR THERE'S A GREAT SHOW IN THE LOUNGE TONIGHT. 709 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,730 WANT TO GO? 710 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,607 YEAH. 711 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,030 MR. ELDER... 712 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:15,118 CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU'LL BE FINISHED? 713 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,577 I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED A LONG TIME AGO 714 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,622 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS. 715 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:20,915 COME IN. 716 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:24,711 SIR... [CLEARS THROAT] 717 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,587 I THINK I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, SIR. 718 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,632 WELL, I HOPE SO. THE PASSENGERS WILL COMING ABOARD IN AN HOUR. 719 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:32,093 GIVING US TIME TO REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER 720 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,886 REALLY PAID OFF, RIGHT, CHRISTA? 721 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,472 [CHUCKLES] IT CERTAINLY DID. 722 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:40,059 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME, HUH? 723 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,603 NOW THAT CHRISTA'S PEOPLE ARE GONNA PICK UP THE SLACK, 724 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,896 ALL OF OUR TROUBLES ARE OVER. 725 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,733 GREAT. I'M OFF TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM. 726 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,444 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOW THAT CHRISTA'S PEOPLE 727 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,739 ARE GOING TO PICK UP THE SLACK"? 728 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,449 CHRISTA, AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON, 729 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,284 SURELY YOU'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART. 730 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,578 WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON WAS 731 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:01,748 STRICTLY BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 732 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,916 AND I STILL SAY THAT YOUR STEWARDS ARE SELFISH 733 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,918 AND INCONSIDERATE. 734 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:08,254 FACE IT -- YOUR PEOPLE ARE TOO LAZY TO DO AN HONEST DAY'S WORK. 735 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:09,130 OH! 736 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,465 UH, FOLKS, I'M KIND OF IN A RUSH HERE, 737 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,925 SO IF WE COULD WORK OUT THIS AGREEMENT TOMORROW... 738 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,925 [SIGHS] 739 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,635 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 740 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,635 THERE'S NO AGREEMENT. 741 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,180 THANKS TO HER, WE'VE ADVANCED FROM A SIMPLE DISPUTE 742 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,139 TO A FULL OUT STRIKE. 743 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,434 I'M GONNA CALL A MEETING OF ALL THE STEWARDS. 744 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,311 -HEY, CHRISTA, WHAT DO YOU -- -I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN, 745 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,521 BUT THE LAUNDRY IS GONNA STAY SHUT DOWN 746 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:29,067 UNTIL THE STEWARDS HAVE COME TO THEIR SENSES. 747 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,781 UGH, WHAT A COUPLE OF FRUITCAKES, HUH? 748 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:38,367 WELL, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO HAVE FALLEN APART HERE. 749 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:42,789 WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO TO HELP THEM ALONG? 750 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,832 I LEFT A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE IN THE SUITE. 751 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,752 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT LOOSEN THEM UP A LITTLE. 752 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,962 MR. SMITH, FROM THE BEGINNING, 753 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,964 YOU HAVE CONDUCTED THESE NEGOTIATIONS 754 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,467 WITH YOUR HORMONES INSTEAD OF YOUR BRAIN. 755 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,636 HEY, GIVE THE GUY A BREAK. HE MEANT WELL. 756 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,304 HE JUST GOT IN A LITTLE OVER HIS HEAD. 757 00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,014 THANKS, MAN. 758 00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:03,351 FROM NOW ON, I'M IN CHARGE OF THE NEGOTIATIONS. 759 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,436 DOES THAT MEAN I CAN GO? 760 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:07,230 I GUESS NOT. 761 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:09,732 YEAH, HANG IN THERE, GOPHIE. 762 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,152 ♪ ♪ 763 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,127 DINNER WAS WONDERFUL. 764 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,558 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 765 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,727 THAT MARKED THE END OF OUR SECOND DATE. 766 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,021 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANSWER. 767 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,023 WILL YOU MARRY ME, YES OR NO? 768 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:56,904 NICK, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 769 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,573 I'D HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF -- 770 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,241 M-MY JOB, MY APARTMENT -- 771 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,869 JUDY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY YES, 772 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,954 AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ELSE. 773 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:10,084 YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO IT EASY. 774 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:12,170 BUT I CAN MAKE EVERYTHING EASY. 775 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,092 Paul: [CLEARS THROAT] EXCUSE ME. 776 00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:19,760 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, MR. DURRELL, 777 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,804 BUT THE GENTLEMAN FROM NEW YORK IS HERE. 778 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,556 EXCUSE ME. 779 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,433 OF COURSE. 780 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:41,115 CARLOS. 781 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,034 NO TROUBLE WITH CUSTOMS, I HOPE. 782 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,504 [OMINOUS TONES PLAY] 783 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,011 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 784 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,410 I COULD USE ANOTHER BRANDY. HOW ABOUT YOU? 785 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:43,344 ♪ ♪ 786 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,971 HI. HOW'S IT GOING? 787 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,555 OH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD. HE'S TRYING TO WORK IT OUT NOW. 788 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:47,431 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 789 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:48,474 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT DISNEYLAND. 790 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:51,310 WELL, UH, GOPHER, THERE'S JUST BEEN A SLIGHT, UH, 791 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,353 CHANGE OF PLANS. 792 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:57,149 UH, DIDI'S DECIDED SHE'D LIKE TO COME ON THE CRUISE. 793 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,192 THAT'S GREAT! 794 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,027 DIDI AND I ON A CRUISE T-- YOU TALKED HER INTO -- 795 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,321 HEY, YOU ARE A FRIEND. I MEAN IT, REALLY. 796 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:06,367 WELL, GOPHER, T-THERE IS, UH, ONE MORE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW. 797 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,829 UH, DIDI WON'T BE COMING ON THE CRUISE AS YOUR GUEST. 798 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:10,871 YEAH, BUT YOU JUST GOT THROUGH SAYING -- 799 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,708 SHE'LL BE COMING ON THE CRUISE AS MY GUEST. 800 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:17,044 YOU SEE, UH, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, 801 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:21,257 DIDI AND I DISCOVERED A CERTAIN... 802 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,217 FONDNESS FOR EACH OTHER. 803 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,052 YOU TOOK HER ON THE TEACUPS, DIDN'T YOU? 804 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:29,223 GOPHER, I HAD NO IDEA IT'D HAVE THAT EFFECT ON HER. 805 00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,850 ALL IT DID WAS MAKE ME DIZZY. 806 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,352 HEY, I UNDERSTAND, TOTALLY. REALLY, NO, PLEASE 807 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,520 ENJOY YOUR CRUISE. 808 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:36,272 JUST ONE WORD OF WARNING -- 809 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:38,107 SHE'S NOT THAT BRIGHT. 810 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,577 JUDY, LISTEN TO ME. 811 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:54,040 MY PRIVATE LIFE IS COMPLETELY SEPARATE FROM MY BUSINESS. 812 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,751 AND I SUPPOSE YOU ARE A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY. 813 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,419 AS FAR AS THE FOLKS AROUND HERE ARE CONCERNED, 814 00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,920 I'M NICK DURRELL, A GENEROUS GUY 815 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,591 WHO FINANCED A NEW WING FOR THE LOCAL HOSPITAL. 816 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,385 NICK, YOU ARE LIVING A LIE. 817 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,221 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I WANT TO BE PART OF THAT? 818 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,767 BUT YOU LOVE ME. YOU CAN'T DENY THAT. 819 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,603 I DO LOVE YOU. 820 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:19,356 BUT THERE'S A PART OF YOU THAT I HATE, TOO, 821 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,317 AND I CAN'T DENY THAT, EITHER. 822 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,618 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 823 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:35,414 Merrill: NOW, LET'S GO OVER THIS AGAIN. 824 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,833 "STEWARDS WILL IMMEDIATELY INFORM THE LAUNDRY 825 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,336 OF ANY OUT-OF-THE-ORDINARY REQUESTS MADE 826 00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:43,506 BY THE PASSENGERS." AGREED? 827 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:44,507 YES. 828 00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:46,133 -AND THE LAUNDRY -- -"AND THE LAUNDRY WORKERS 829 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,635 WILL INFORM THE STEWARDS OF THE TIME NECESSARY 830 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,179 TO DELIVER LAUNDRY ON SPECIAL REQUESTS 831 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:53,099 SO THAT UNREASONABLE PROMISES ARE WITHDRAWN." 832 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,601 YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 833 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,311 YES. 834 00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:58,813 DO YOU MIND? 835 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,818 FROM NOW I ON, I HOPE YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE PROBLEMS 836 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,654 BEFORE TENSIONS REACH A POINT LIKE THIS AGAIN. 837 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,781 I HOPE SO, TOO. 838 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,449 WE'LL DO OUR BEST. 839 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,827 I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO 840 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,537 TO GET THINGS READY FOR TONIGHT. 841 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,122 SO DO WE. 842 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,835 WELL, THEN, DO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S A CHANCE 843 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:23,504 I MAY HAVE THAT CHEST COMPLETED IN MY LIFETIME? 844 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,798 OH, I WAS DONE WITH THAT BABY AN HOUR AGO. 845 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,508 I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE END OF THIS. 846 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:28,551 DIDN'T WANT TO MISS IT FOR NOTHING. 847 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,845 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT, CAPTAIN. 848 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,096 YOU DO GOOD WORK. 849 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,223 YEAH, WE WRAPPED THIS ONE UP PRETTY WELL, DIDN'T WE, SIR? 850 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,311 I THINK I HEAR MY PHONE. 851 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:40,187 [DOOR CLOSES] 852 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,606 YOU HIRED HIM 'CAUSE HE'S FAMILY, RIGHT? 853 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,320 EXCUSE ME. 854 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:49,363 -OKAY. -THANK YOU. 855 00:40:49,446 --> 00:40:50,239 -GOPHER... -MM? 856 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:51,949 ...YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF ME. 857 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:52,741 I DID IT. 858 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,870 I GOT ALL THE TABLECLOTHS DONE. 859 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,329 GREAT. 860 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,664 TERRIFIC, VICKI. 861 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,332 BUT WE HAVE TO TALK. 862 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,001 WELL, YOU SEE, I FOUND THREE LAUNDROMATS 863 00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:03,127 THAT WERE A COUPLE BLOCKS APART. 864 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:06,297 I MEAN, I HAD TO DO A LOT OF RUNNING BACK AND FORTH... 865 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:13,387 WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE DID SHE GET THOSE? 866 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,556 THOSE ARE NOT THE ONES I DID, GOPHER. 867 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,391 I KNOW BECAUSE I FOLDED MINE LENGTHWISE. 868 00:41:17,474 --> 00:41:19,435 YEAH, WELL, THE BOAT BUSINESS IS A CRAZY BUSINESS, VIC. 869 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,187 -GOPHER. -WHAT? 870 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:25,024 TELL ME THAT WHAT I THINK HAPPENED DID NOT HAPPEN. 871 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:27,193 HEY, GOOD NEWS -- THE SHIP'S LAUNDRY IS WORKING AGAIN. 872 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,736 -GOPHER! -LISTEN, WOULD IT HELP 873 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,362 IF TOLD YOU I LOST MY GIRLFRIEND? 874 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,615 [BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 875 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,954 TIRED? 876 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,954 [GASPS] 877 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,207 [CHUCKLES] 878 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:44,210 YEAH, A LITTLE. 879 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,837 YOUR PEOPLE DID A FINE JOB. 880 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,466 [SIGHS] WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 881 00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:51,926 I WASN'T SURE WHETHER OR NOT 882 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:55,971 I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT DEADLINE. 883 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,599 UH, LOOK, CHRISTA, 884 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:01,435 I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON. 885 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:05,731 I GUESS THE CHAMPAGNE JUST WENT TO MY HEAD. 886 00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:08,817 IT WASN'T ALL YOUR FAULT. 887 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:12,321 I COULD'VE STOPPED YOU IF I'D WANTED TO. 888 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,784 DON'T LOOK SO SMUG. 889 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,453 I'M STILL MAD AT YOU. 890 00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:20,621 FOR WHAT? 891 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:23,290 FOR ASSUMING THAT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US 892 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:27,169 WOULD CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 893 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,420 YOU'RE RIGHT. 894 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:33,342 I WAS INCONSIDERATE, CALLOUS, INSENSITIVE. 895 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,802 SHOULD I RECITE ALL MY SINS, 896 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:37,096 OR CAN WE GO DIRECTLY TO BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS? 897 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:39,598 I'LL LET YOU OFF THE HOOK IF YOU PROMISE 898 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:40,808 TO BE MY GUEST TONIGHT 899 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:44,478 AT THE PREMIERE PERFORMANCE OF THE MERMAIDS. 900 00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:45,562 OKAY. 901 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,357 BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO GET ME DRUNK AGAIN 902 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,775 AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME. 903 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:52,069 NO DEAL. 904 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:55,489 I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY CHANCES. 905 00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:58,200 UH-HUH. [LAUGHS] 906 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,915 OH. 907 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,915 YEAH. 908 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,670 ATTENTION -- THE PACIFIC PRINCESS IS 909 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:10,838 NOW READY FOR BOARDING. 910 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:13,340 CABIN ASSIGNMENTS MAY BE OBTAINED IN THE PURSER'S LOBBY. 911 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,883 WE'LL BE SAILING TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. 912 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,969 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 913 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:26,979 JUDY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAME BACK ON BOARD. 914 00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:29,315 WILL MR. DURRELL BE JOINING YOU? 915 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,692 NO, I WON'T BE SEEING HIM AGAIN. 916 00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,485 OH, I'M SORRY. 917 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:34,820 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 918 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:37,531 NO, NO, NO, SIR. THANK YOU, BUT, UH... 919 00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:39,158 THERE ISN'T. 920 00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:41,368 I'M JUST GLAD TO BE BACK. 921 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,829 WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 922 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,497 THANK YOU. 923 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,419 [FANFARE PLAYS] 924 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,419 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 925 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:53,505 THE PACIFIC PRINCESS IS PROUD TO WELCOME YOU 926 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,008 TO OUR BRAND-NEW INTERNATIONAL ACT. 927 00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:58,010 [APPLAUSE] 928 00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,262 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 929 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,723 AND HERE TO INTRODUCE OUR LOVE BOAT MERMAIDS, 930 00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:04,391 MR. ASHLEY EVANS. 931 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,476 STARLIGHT. 932 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,313 MARY BETH. 933 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:12,775 AMY. 934 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,028 SHEILA. 935 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,323 SUSIE. 936 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:22,618 JANE. 937 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:25,954 PATTI. 938 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,083 MARIA. 939 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:35,798 LADIES. 940 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,009 DANCE! 941 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,567 All: ♪ DANCE ♪ 942 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:59,446 ♪ I'VE GOT TO SHAKE MY SHOULDERS ♪ 943 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:00,572 ♪ DANCE ♪ 944 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:04,451 ♪ I GOT TO MOVE MY BUNS ♪ 945 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,577 ♪ DANCE ♪ 946 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,455 ♪ I GOT TO KEEP ON GROOVING ♪ 947 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:11,083 ♪ AS LONG AS MY MOTOR RUNS ♪ 948 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,084 ♪ I CAN JUMP ♪ 949 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:13,544 ♪ STOMP MY FEET ♪ 950 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:14,628 ♪ AH, AH, AH ♪ 951 00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:17,923 ♪ BLAME IT ON RHYTHM AND THE HEAT OF THE BEAT ♪ 952 00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:20,008 ♪ 'CAUSE I GET LOOSE ♪ 953 00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:22,511 ♪ LET OUT MY JUICE ♪ 954 00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:24,513 ♪ WHEN I DANCE ♪ 955 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,444 ♪ DANCE ♪ 956 00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:51,165 ♪ HOT ♪ 957 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,459 ♪ OOH, SO HOT ♪ 958 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,836 ♪ OOH, SO SOPPING WET ♪ 959 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:56,837 ♪ HEALTHY SWEAT ♪ 960 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,338 ♪ AH, AH, AH ♪ 961 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:00,757 ♪ MOVING NOW IS YOUR BEST BET ♪ 962 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:04,136 ♪ MOVE OUR BODIES ♪ 963 00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:08,390 ♪ USE OUR LEGS AND DANCE ♪ 964 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,979 ♪ DANCE ♪ 965 00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,023 ♪ DANCE ♪ 966 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,533 ♪ DANCE ♪ 967 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,952 ♪ DANCE ♪ 968 00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,540 ♪ DANCE ♪ 969 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:35,626 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 970 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,680 ATTENTION -- WILL ALL VISITORS PLEASE DISEMBARK. 971 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,016 ALL VISITORS ASHORE, PLEASE. 972 00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:54,436 THE PACIFIC PRINCESS WILL SAIL IN 15 MINUTES. 973 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,694 WELL... [SIGHS] 974 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,696 I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE AGAIN. 975 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,573 MAYBE -- 976 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,867 I-IF IT HAPPENS... 977 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:09,952 IT HAPPENS. 978 00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:11,203 YEAH. 979 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,172 I'LL SEE YOU, ISAAC. 980 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,056 -UH, SUSIE? -YEAH? 981 00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:32,724 I'M SORRY TO HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU SO LATE. 982 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,101 BUT, AFTER ALL, THERE ARE EIGHT OF YOU 983 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:35,394 AND ONLY ONE OF ME. 984 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:36,562 YEAH. 985 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,605 [SIGHS] IT HASN'T BEEN EASY LAYING MY CARDS ON THE TABLE 986 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,483 TO ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AFTER ANOTHER. 987 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,443 BUT HERE IT GOES. 988 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,070 SUSIE... 989 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,406 I DECIDED TO MAKE IT A RULE NEVER TO GET INVOLVED 990 00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:48,991 WITH... 991 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:50,993 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 992 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,620 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 993 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,289 WILL YOU HAVE A DRINK WITH ME? 994 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,915 [SIGHS] 995 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:59,084 I'M SURE YOU'RE A VERY NICE GUY, 996 00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,503 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED WITH ANYONE I WORK WITH. 997 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:03,589 SORRY. 998 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,802 THERE'S A LOT OF IRONY IN MY LIFE. 999 00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:11,221 [AIR HORN BLOWS] 1000 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,042 ♪♪